Still the One!

Of course I am still the PXW Heavyweight Champion!! Did you really doubt it? I know you didn’t, and neither did I.

I was not concerned about getting the big W in this match, why you ask? Because it was a match conceived by that incredible brainchild Love Bug. He knowingly put himself and Marshal Law in a handicap match against The Slickness Sean Haze, the monster Smasher LeBlanc and me, Mr CompleteAwesomeness Sebastian McKool. Yes, I hear the joke you are thinking, that Love Bug is always in a handicap match even when he is in a singles match. Now come on, that is just a little mean….accurate but mean.

I had to put in some stipulations for this match because the PXW Heavyweight belt is the most sacred and sought after belt in independent wrestling and I couldn’t have my underlings be responsible for it. So the deal was if Marshal Law or Love Bug pinned me, then I would lose my belt. If either Marshal Law or Love Bug were pinned by Smasher or Sean, then Smasher and Sean would be the new PXW Tag Team Champions. If someone like Love Bug is your favorite wrestler than those stipulations might be too confusing for you. I can’t help you with everything, so pay attention or better yet, buy the DVDs and you can listen to it over and over again until it makes sense to you.

Love Bug is only half, or maybe only an eighth, of the PXW Tag Team Champions. Marshal Law is the true power behind Beauty and the Beast. Far be it from me to ever come between lifelong friends like this, but how much longer can Marshal carry the unreliable Love Bug?

The match was typical for Love Failure, he couldn’t keep it together, and Marshal had to keep saving him. Finally at the end, when Marshal was worn down from saving Love Bug time after time, he was devastatingly hit by Smasher! This would have crippled most ordinary men but Marshal amazingly started to fight back and I had to rush in and save the day. Unfortunately this did mean that Smasher and Sean did not become the PXW Tag Team Champions but this was a time of crisis and I had to be the Champion I am. Winning is instinctive for me. I was able to overcome and pin Marshal Law retaining my title and my unbroken winning streak. Love Bug was nowhere to be seen during these final moments. Marshal was there every time Love Bug was in trouble, so where was Love Bug when Marshal needed him? If you ask me, Love Bug was the one who cost Beauty and the Beast the match.

Later on that night, BotchedTheMatch and the Beast returned for the 8 Man Number One Contender Elimination match. I was glad to see that Commissioner Styn put together a fine group of wrestlers to fight for the chance to face PXW’s Greatest Champion. On a side note, I was not thrilled that Sean Haze stepped up to be in the match. He seems to have forgotten, for the moment, who got him to where he is today. Without me no one would know him, girls would not cheer for him, and he certainly would never have been in the Main Event. Sean Haze is just a young punk who will have to learn a lesson if he continues to defy me. I’m sure he is smart enough to know which side his bread is buttered on.

In the end, Marshal Law was victorious and we will face each other March 31 st in Cementon , PA for the Heavyweight title. This will be the toughest challenge of my wrestling career! I know with my millions of fans behind me I will be able to defeat the ever intimidating Marshal Law. Unless of course Marshal Law is dumb enough to have Love Bug at ringside during the match. Love Bug is nothing but bad luck and will definitely cost Marshal the match!

Remember, I might not be your favorite wrestler or your favorite PXW heavyweight Champion, and that’s OK, you’re not my favorite fan.